Partly Facetious: You don't have capacity to replicate technology

"So did we or didn't we?"
"Did we or didn't we what?"
"Allow the Chinese to look at the helicopter that was destroyed by the US Navy SEALs as they left after violating our air space and, need I add, after violating our territorial integrity (read: launching an operation on our soil without the knowledge of our armed forces or any of the intelligence branches in operation in this country)."
"Well, apparently we agreed to give the Americans their helicopter back without looking at the technology for replication purposes..."
"You were not what the Americans were concerned about? You don't have the capacity to replicate that technology."
"That makes me mad!"
"Calling you by what you are makes you mad! Tough love my friend."
"We can replicate a Kalashnikov and we can replicate a..."
"You don't even manufacture helicopters leave alone a sophisticated one like the one the American Seals failed to destroy."
"I propose that the Navy Seals be held accountable for not destroying it properly."
"Hey, the Obama administration is bending over backward praising the Navy seals and thanking them for killing Osama bin Laden."
"Well, they didn't have much of a fight. The bin Laden compound had one or two fighters while the Americans were ten times as many and able bodied with sophisticated weaponry and..."
"The Seals were jumpy because our establishment could have awakened at any time - I mean they were making a hell of a racket in Abbottabad where there is a training academy. Its their luck that we were not awakened till they had arrived safely in Afghanistan."
"That's funny! Safely in Afghanistan!"
"Right, but did we or didn't we show the Chinese the downed helicopter."
"If we did I hope we didn't charge them."
"Why?"
"You know we are a nation of khepias, traders, can't do anything without charging a fee."
"Don't be facetious. We are also loyal friends."